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Fifty Shades of Grey – Review

By David Baldwin

I am by no means the target audience for Fifty Shades of Grey, but I was just as curious as everyone else when the film was first announced. This may have been due to the baffling initial casting of Sons of Anarchy‘s Charlie Hunnam, but mostly because of everything I had heard and read about E.L. James’ massively popular book series. Sadly Hunnam dropped out, but my interest remained piqued for the Twilight-inspired saga.

Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) is an English literature undergrad on the cusp of graduation. Her roommate is sick, so she offers to sub in to interview billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) for the school paper. Despite their awkward first encounter, there is an immediate connection between the pair. After a few more not-so casual meetings, they quickly realize their mutual attraction. Anastasia wants a normal relationship, but Christian is interested in something a bit more kinky.

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The New Sith

Let’s be honest here: how cool does that new lightsaber look?

If you were online at any point yesterday, chances are you saw the first teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens (is it even going to have an Episode VII subtitle?). It is playing in a handful of theatres across the United States and two in Canada this weekend only, and then apparently being released again later in December — likely with The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies.

But if you somehow missed it, I have attached it under the jump.

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I really do not understand why, but I feel compelled to write about Robin Williams tonight. He was found dead this morning, an apparent suicide after suffering from severe depression. While there have been many of the obligatory “RIP” posts on Facebook and Twitter (including one from myself), there have been just as many, if not more, talking about mental illness and how to help/get help if you or a loved one is suffering. That’s great and all, but do we really need to wallow on the circumstances of his death, or should we be praising the resume of incredible work this gifted comedian and actor left behind?

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This Is the End – Review

By David Baldwin

Jay Baruchel is in town to meet up with his friend Seth Rogen. Despite Jay’s insistence to just hang out on their own, Seth takes him to a wild party being thrown at James Franco’s new house. After running into a number of celebrities, Jay just wants to leave. But after a near fatal encounter at a convenience store, Jay is certain something bad is happening. Sure enough, a sinkhole opens in the lawn, followed by death and complete chaos in the surrounding area. The three celebrities quickly barricade themselves inside James’ house alongside Craig Robinson, Jonah Hill and Danny McBride. They are certain they will be rescued, but it quickly becomes apparent the event going on outside is actually the apocalypse.

Celebrities playing exaggerated and not-so exaggerated versions of themselves? The apocalypse, the rapture, heaven and hell? As the trailers began appearing for This Is the End, I was not exactly sure that a comedy like this could be made, much less actually be funny. But rather surprisingly, Rogen alongside writing/directing partner Evan Goldberg have crafted a sweet and hilarious send-up of one of the darkest subject matters around, and have a whole lot of fun doing it in the process. Continue Reading

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Iron Man 3 – Review

By David Baldwin

A man who refers to himself as The Mandarin (Ben Kingsley) is terrorizing Europe and Asia, and making very real threats against the United States. With S.H.I.E.L.D. evidently pre-occupied from the fallout of an alien invasion in New York, Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) takes it upon himself to take this mad man down. But after getting cocky and giving him his address, Stark’s home is destroyed along with the majority of his technology. With time dwindling and the sudden appearance of a mysterious project called “Extremis”, Stark begins searching for clues – all the while rebuilding everything he has lost.

It sounds like a lot to swallow, but Iron Man 3 does a more than admirable job righting all the wrongs Iron Man 2 committed back in 2010. 3 may be a follow-up to Joss Whedon’s wildly successful The Avengers, but it is very much its own film. It centres on Stark and any mentions to other heroes or films not titled Iron Man are very few and far between. They are mere dialogue snippets that most audiences may not even register as references. Continue Reading

The Bastardization of the American Dream

By David Baldwin

*Please note this article contains spoilers*

This past weekend, Michael Bay finally unleashed his long gestating Pain & Gain with Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson. It made just over $20-million, nearly one-fifth of the opening of Bay’s last film – Transformers: Dark of the Moon. It had its share of problems (a lengthy and verbose first act, an almost criminal use of narration and a really odd tonal structure to name just a few), but it is easily the best work Bay has done in well over a decade. The man is known for spectacle, and this is his least spectacular film yet.

As I left the theatre, I was unsure of how I felt about the film. It certainly was not at all what I was expecting, especially from an “auteur” like Bay. But at the same time, I was very impressed with what I had just witnessed. I felt disgusted with myself, especially after how much I have hated pretty much the entirety of his directorial output (save for The Rock, which remains one of my favourite action films to this day). But there was something about the film, something I did not quite catch onto as I watched it, that acted as the narrative crux of the whole thing. It dawned on me a few days later, rather obviously, that this was the inherent quest to obtain the American Dream. I mention the phrase and immediately it evokes an aura of tall tales and myths, of true stories of glory and failure – the never-ending search for a practically unattainable euphoria. It is exactly what the characters in this sordid and bleak tale crave the most. It drives their actions, reactions, and is ultimately the cause of their downfall. Well, that and their own stupidity. Continue Reading

As you can tell, it is taking us a bit longer than we had hoped to get everything running smoothly again on The Movie Chasm. We have a few episodes recorded, which should be available on iTunes shortly. More a matter of finding the time to really sit down, and ensure all the links, wordings and everything else is inputted correctly. And unfortunately, I haven’t found that time as of recently. So I apologize in advance for that.

But I digress, as the eve of TIFF 2012 is upon us.

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